Stop The Lying

I'm sorry. This kid is not cute. And I didn't even try to find an ugly picture... it's the first one I came across. I'm so sick of reading how cute this kid is when we all know she's as ugly as shit. So everybody, stop the damn lying.

Face it. Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner just made an ugly baby. Just because you're rich, famous and drive nice cars... it doesn't mean that your baby is gonna be pretty.... somethings you can't buy. Mother Nature doesn't give a shit. It can happen. I'm sure Violet has a nice personality though and a beautiful bank account...

There, I feel better.

Dude Has A Flat Iron

The jury selection for Phil Spector's murder trial started yesterday and girl-friend got a new duo for the occasion. I think he looks a bit like a deranged, drugged Penny Marshall.

Poor Ole' Phil he can't catch a break. Murder one old actress and nobody will shut-up about it.

And then there is his former personal assistant, Michelle Blaine, who is suing him for more than $5 million. She claims he sexually harassed her, exposed himself and shit like that. Spector naked... eeewww... you would need a million to pay the therapists for that alone.

Damn! Over $5 million. Where can I get me some sexual harassment?

Phil and His Hair Going to Trial

The Phil Spector murder trial is due to start today. I have a hard time believing it, after all, hasn't it been postponed 250 times already?

But if it does start today, get ready for the trial of the decade, kids- televised and everything. I'm gonna be so into this shit. You only gotta look at this baked-mess to know it's gonna be a circus. I love Phil already.

I think Spector looks innocent and misunderstood. Joking... Didn't he tell police that he shot Lana Clarkson? Wasn't he holding the murder weapon? Didn't he tell the police he didn't mean to do it? Didn't he admit to British Daily Telegraph, weeks before the murder, that he had "bipolar disorder" and was "relatively insane"? Does he use that shit 1 in 2 shampoo/conditioner? Wasn't Clarkson found dead in his house? Sounds like one innocent bitch to me.

I hope the police x-rayed his head-fuzz for any additional evidence that he may be hiding.